This is one level above blamming IMHO. The style reminds me of "fancy pants adventur". Too bad it's so short.
Almost a blam but...
The only that really saved this from death in my opinion is that you obviously spent some time and effort on it. Not much, but enough.
Nice I'll take that!
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